I love nerdy bears! Get exclusive Nerdy Bear merch: teespring.com/stores/tomgossmusic Listen to the song here: soundcloud.com/tomgoss/nerdy-bear Love something in the video? Check out the items we used through our affiliate links: - Glowing Basketball: amzn.to/3jUTvNd - Mario Costume XXL: amzn.to/2BIZD9W - Kiss Me Bro Tee: amzn.to/33ckkX6 - Hot Pink Headbands: amzn.to/30cirIc - Princess Peach Costume: amzn.to/3jTEHOJ - Calvin Klein Men's Undies: amzn.to/2P7jRNI - Hanes Undershirt: amzn.to/3faKJa5 - Classic NES Controller: amzn.to/3geJpVf Lyrics "Hey! Yeah, you. Oh you're a shy one aren't you? And so f#$*^g cute!" Nerdy bear, behind them glasses you're a dirty bear. So shake that ass in daddy underwear. And let me sneak into your secret lair. It's a Friday night and the club is bumpin'. But you're hanging tight and cuddling with your punkin'. You got that SmashBro's combo locked tight. I'll be your Princess, you're Link, that's right. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START, that's the cheat code to open my heart. Drop your controller, here, please use mine. Don't need no quarter, free plays all night. Nerdy bear, behind them glasses you're a dirty bear. So shake that ass in daddy underwear. And let me sneak into your secret lair. Nerdy bear, behind them glasses you're a dirty bear. So shake that ass in daddy underwear. And let me sneak into your secret lair. Now at a gathering, I'm getting hot and bothered. It's a monster and I'm getting clobbered. You have a +4 to saving throws vs. magic. To the rescue, so romantic. "Listen. You are my hero ever single day. My greatest fantasy and the strongest man I know. You want me to get you an ice cream sandwich?" Nerdy bear, behind them glasses you're a dirty bear. So shake that ass in daddy underwear. And let me sneak into your secret lair. Nerdy bear, behind them glasses you're a dirty bear. So shake that ass in daddy underwear. And let me sneak into your secret lair. "I've got an idea. You see those turnips? I know they're overpriced but let's buy some. You, me, our avatars, living dangerously. I'll follow you anywhere." Nerdy bear, behind them glasses you're a dirty bear. So shake that ass in daddy underwear.