Sales Rap Parody - ' Sales Appeal ' LYRICS: This is Victor Antonio with another Sales Influence Production Come at you live with my first Sales Rap...Sales Appeal...check it out.   I sell in the east, I sell in the west, I sell to the world because I'm the best I don't discriminate, I regulate real nice I'll sell to anyone who'll pay that price Aw damn man now don't get mad Cause you lost that sale that you thought you had I did what I did, yeah I stole that deal So maybe you ought to get some Sales Appeal   Patty Cake Patty Cake bakers man, make your money as fast as you can, Put it in the pipeline and mark it with a V,  put it in column under V.I.C. Victor, Victor yeah he's our man, if he can't sell it no one can Hit that quota, close that deal Show them how you have real sales appeal   So a client calls up says he needs a quote I said I'll be right over, let me grab my coat, Multiple bids, the competition is tight, But I ain't scared,  I know, I'm ready for that fight Hit'em up, slice'em up, make'em fold, Grind'em up, spit'em out man that's how I roll Screw the competition I'mma make'em squeal, Cause I'm the only one here with any Sales Appeal   Patty Cake Patty Cake bakers man, make your money as fast as you can, Put it in the pipeline and mark it with a V,  put it in column under V.I.C. Victor, Victor yeah he's our man, if he can't sell it no one can Hit that quota, close that deal Show them how you have real sales appeal   Ha, ha,  Victor Antonio, Sales Influence The real deal Greenfield, creativity gone made,... make your money, get your sales appeal on   (sound) Telephone ringing   Bill, Victor Antonio, Sales Influence Uh, yeah you ready to close that deal Come again!  Did you say drop my price, Bill, I'll drop my price if you drop your pants What... What you don't want to buy, But you have to buy,  I'm VICTOR I'm the best deal in town, No, listen up, trust me I'm Mr. Sales Appeal, You can't say no, Wait, wait a minute. Listen here...This is my world, you just a squirrel trying to grab my nuts (CLICK) Hello, hello, hello, Bill...he hung up!   All rights reserved (c) 2010 My mentors include : Zig Ziglar Jim Rohn

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