An educational parody of the song “Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO LYRICS (by Dan Reed): Minerals! Rocks! Mohs! LETS GO! Minerals aren’t hard to identify You just need to know the steps and try It’s luster, streak and hardness, right? Test them all in just a short amount of time. Minerals aren’t hard to identify You just need to know the steps and try It’s luster, streak and hardness, right? Show me you know how to... Scratch test Rocks first, the cycle turns. Igneous type, the magma burns On the surface, it cools so fast, Extrusive exits, small grains cast Intrusive rocks cool so slow Insulated by the Earth so the grains can grow Then what’s next? Elements erode. To another place, the pieces flow. Deposited, compressed, into sandstone and chalk You could find some cool fossils in sedimentary rock Throw in lots of heat and all kinds of pressure Metamorphic rock’s been changed, do you need a refresher? Minerals aren’t hard to identify You just need to know the steps and try It’s luster, streak and hardness, right? Test them all in just a short amount of time. Minerals aren’t hard to identify You just need to know the steps and try It’s luster, streak and hardness, right? Show me you know how to... Scratch test Everyday I’m scratch testin’ Minerals next, memorize the steps, you won’t be perplexed If you forget, check the text, then practice. Your mind is flexed Color of the streak (It doesn’t change) Scratch for hardness peak (it’s just a range) [What] luster does it make? (metallic, wow!) Tell me how it breaks. (you got it now!) Lava up, magma down, lava erupts from the ground. Minerals aren’t hard to identify You just need to know the steps and try It’s luster, streak and hardness, right? Test them all in just a short amount of time. Mooooohs (Lava erupts) Everyday I'm scratch testin'

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