If you're gonna bad trip the kids, why stop at melanoma? When I saw the melanoma awareness PSA called 'Dear 16-Year-Old Me' , I was pretty disgusted by the blatant fearmongering and I thought , 'this is just begging for a parody'. So here you go, here is a PSA on all the bad shit that's going to happen to you in your life. ANd btw, using sunscreen has never been proven to reduce your risk of melanoma. In fact, skin cancer rates have increased along with sunscreen use. Most sunscreens don't adequately block UVA, the rays that cause cancer. However, they do block UVB, which makes you burn. As a result, since you don't burn you end up staying out in the sun longer and actually exposing yourself to even more UVA rays.