Shaggy and James Corden update the lyrics to "It Wasn't Me" to reflect Robert Mueller's investigation into Donald Trump. Catch Shaggy in Game Over, Man! out March 23 on Netflix. [James Corden] Special counsel got you sweatin’ like crazy Tweeting that it’s a witch hunt Open up, got some questions ‘bout Russia Evidence you should confront I’m just trying to learn the truth and Figure out how much you knew All this time, my investigation Never took its eyes off you [Shaggy] This damn Russian probe’s gonna bite me in the bummer I never should have fired James Comey last summer Pundits called me dumb, Bannon made me look dumber I’ll blame Hillary, boy I’ve really outdone her To be a true dealer, know the art of the deal If Mueller’s pressin’ charges, then I’m going to appeal Delete my work emails before they reveal I paid off Stormy Daniels so she’d spank me till I squealed. [James (Shaggy)] Manafort committed tax fraud (It wasn’t me) Had shady business dealings abroad (It wasn’t me) So many staffers who could be bought (It wasn’t me) How’d you think you wouldn’t be caught? (It wasn’t me) I want to know who conspired (It wasn’t me) With Russian bots who were hired (It wasn’t me) Treason may have transpired (It wasn’t me) I think your pants are on fire [James] Special counsel got you sweatin’ like crazy Tweeting that it’s a witch hunt Have a seat, got some questions ‘bout Russia Evidence you should confront I’ll subpoena you to testify In front of a Grand Jury Just know five of your associates have Already plead guilty [Shaggy] Bet you think you’re clever and you’re getting real close You see them talking Russia on the cable news shows I’ve nothing to hide, I’m gonna propose You talk to my lawyers ‘cuz I can’t be deposed You know there’s going to be a lot of tough interviews Don’t care about Don Jr, he’s a son I can lose Stick to the plan, attack the fake news I really should have told Jeff Sessions not to recuse [James (Shaggy)] Hey shall we talk about the pee tape? (It wasn’t me) We’ve got a copy on replay (It wasn’t me) And our mouths were just agape (It wasn’t *pee*) I mean, my god--it’s the pee tape (It wasn’t *pee*) [James] I just came in and I caught him red-handed Tangled in a web of lies Say goodbye to your friends in Russia Hello to the FBI They may say I take too long And my probe is a giant fail But stay tuned, my investigation’s Putting Donald Trump in jail

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