Get the NEW illustrated storybook here! www.rockshowcomedy.com/store.html Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language? John shows you in this very funny stand-up bit. Here's the electric cigarette John uses! www.johnbranyan.com/greensmoke/ Like John on Facebook! www.facebook.com/pages/John-Branyan/25921000853 Follow John on Twitter! twitter.com/#!/jbranyancomedy