You’re the first one to get to the pub and more often than not, you’re the last one to leave! You usually come straight from work in your steel cap boots and hi vis shirt and you love to get up on the podium and belt out the hi notes to Bon Jovi! Your mate didn’t ask for a wedgie and sometimes a few quiet ones actually mean a few quiet ones… GRAB A MAXIMUS AND GET BACK IN THE GAME!

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