The guys from ECHO Eclipse wish you all Merry Christmas, and what better way to help celebrate it than with this parody medley! Buy it at: iTunes - itunes.apple.com/us/album/its-an-echo-christmas!-single/id1071608893?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 BandCamp - echoeclipsestudios.bandcamp.com/track/its-an-echo-christmas Google Play - play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bt5cvhpblbazq242p3agzii3ugm&tid=song-T4g3tackhjw6ltnuxqecw24ebk4 And pretty much everywhere that sells music! Lyrics: It was Christmas Eve, Guys In the LavaStone™ This guy said to me I want a Pony! And then Santa sang a song It’s an ECHO Christmas! I turned my face away And dreamed without you They’ve got fish small as coins and a sea full of cod But the wind goes right through you It's not a place for the cold When you first lost my money On a dark Christmas Eve You promised me Great things were waiting for me You were happy You were silly The king of skegness When the band finished playing You howled out for more You did too much shopping My balance is dropping We’ve got nothing for the presents You’ve screwed christmas up CHORUS The noobs of the DTSA choir Were singing “Oh Skegness!” Fireworks were blowing up For Christmas Day You scumbag, you silly You cheap lousy Douche Happy Christmas your arse I pray God it’s all in the past You could have been someone but you were a stupid one You took his dreams from him and now you’ll have nothing I kept the money with me, Bray I put it with my own After all i’ve lost my home I should have paid by phone CHORUS You know GammaBray and Sohal and Monty and Ded Dug, Doggie and Danny and Gilbert and Darkstar, But do you recall The most terrible duo of all Skull Jake the terrible two Had a very shiny car Though if you ever saw it it would probably explode All of the other members Used to laugh and call them names They never saw potential for the all the mass destruction games Then one foggy christmas eve Santa came to say Skull and Jake what is the point? Why don’t you give it up tonight Then the police arrived armed with a chimpanzee Skull Jake the terrible two You’ll get sent down for eternity Skull and Jake what is the point? Why don’t you give it up tonight Then the police arrived armed with a chimpanzee Skull Jake the terrible two They escaped on the chimpanzee When Jebidiah changes the stage, Well he might just like to know, His rockets gonna blow in everybody’s face! If he looked into the past, re-read this manual and that if he maxed the throttle, Maybe he’d be on his way! CHORUS Well I wish it could be christmas in space! When the builders start welding and the kerbals fail away! Oh I wish it could be christmas in space! so let the sun, freeze up, for christmas! Bob is stranded on the mun He’s gonna to need to know That his rescue chances are next to none So if Jeb flew his ship All along the Milky Way If only Bob signed his name in the stars Then Jeb might have found his way CHORUS Ok all of you, take it! Well I wish it could be Christmas in Space [Skegness] [LS] Hang on what are you guys trying to sing? Oh I wish it could be Christmas in Space [Skegness] [LS] So the get turkey out for Christmas Why don’t you give, your turkey, for christmas?