Come to Godalming
More videos like this here:- www.youtube.com/user/PaintYourTownSHIT Come to Godalming, because the standard of education is so good you'll want to poke your own eye out. Look, there is Charterhouse for boys, and Prior's Field for girls, does your town have this -- no it bloody doesn't. Did you know that Godalming was the last place in England to have a public execution, something to be proud of -- don't you think so? The public use of electricity was first used in Godalming, in other words before you lot got it and used it for watching Jeremy Kyle and those 'Debbie does bestiality' DVDs. Godalming has a fantastic history, with 230 listed buildings. That's right -- 230 listed buildings -- more than your town! Aldous Huxley came from Godalming, and although he may have been hooked on LSD he wrote some jolly good books, what do the smack-heads in your town do besides puke up blood in shop doorways shouting about Mexican bandits and the price of beans? Come to Godalming, and display a 'go to Godalming' sticker on the back of your car proudly announcing your failing syntax. Godamling: we don't think we're better than everybody else -- we are better than everybody else. Filmed on the 23rd September, 2010 in Godalming, Surrey g4rdenspoon facebook page: www.facebook.com/pages/G4rdenspoon/284634921659121?ref=stream
