***LYRICS*** i love pat sharp i think about him when i'm in the dark and when i'm in the bath he was the man from fun house x2 there is a man whos a radio legend i think about him every single second no other DJ comes close Kid Jensen should feel threatened you better not forget Pat and Mick 'havent stopped dancing yet' Pat Sharp makes all the girls wet you can run the world with a mullet on your head when i'm in the car, or when i'm in the shower i think about his might and power influences all the kids on the block even chris moyles has a golden hour he's the FM king if you dont know its a fun house ting kneel down bitch kiss the ring all pat sharp fans now should sing -- he used to be on radio 1, back when it was good yeah back when it was fun mc sharp with the airwave flow rolling with the pimps and hos at the roadshow kids now dont know what their missing no fantasies about the fun house twins kissing or dreaming of that go kart track shit i want my childhood back oh people cant you see he was the P.I.M.P of ITV he deserves your upmost respect not the hatred that he currently recieves he's the FM king he can broadcast almost anything for him i would take a bullet ..and thats the only thing that nearly rhymes with mullet... to be honest... -- Parody by Andy Holloway - www.andyholloway.net Original track: "Fix up look sharp" by Dizzee Rascal (XL RECORDS)

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