Writer/Director/Producer/Vocals: Molly Dworsky // Sound: Xander Lott // Videographer: Matt Houchin // Video Editor: Sam E Mark // Starring: Molly Dworsky, Brent Klava, Michael MacMillan, Michael Orensteen, Allison Routman, and Monica Routman Special Thanks: Riva Di Paola-Lombardi, Kelli Ramstad (and Mrs. Ramstad), Mr. and Mrs. Mark, Betsy Sansby, Al Dworsky, Fran Benjamin, Jason Rodich, "Knowledge Dropped" and Lesly Kahn's November Clinic, Hugo's staff, Hopkins High School and Lindbergh Center, Songs Music Publishing, and Lorde Molly Dworsky is an LA-based Minneapolis native pursuing a career in comedy. She is SAG eligible and currently seeking representation. Please contact her at mollydworsky@gmail.com (Hopkins) Royals If this is life, I'm unimpressed Adulthood's nothing like the tales in the movies I've got stretch marks and saggy breasts Seven extra pounds, and I'm full of envy Cuz every song's, like, written by a kid I probably used to babysit Killing it by puberty while I can barely stay fit So unfair that Lorde's a millionaire at seventeen And everybody's got kids, a mortgage, real responsibility Neck pain, diets, "hot chicks" were born after me So unfair, I have to pay for my own health care And we used to be Royals How was that 10 years ago? Seems like yesterday 2004 I wish I had another go If I could be a high schooler I could be the prom queen And baby I'd rule (I'd rule) high school Let me live that fantasy My friends and I can tell we're old We count our dollars in our IRA while you party And once we're in our comfy clothes We watch youtube clips Eat chips and feel self-pity Cuz every song's, like, written by a kid I probably used to babysit Killing it by puberty while I can barely stay fit So unfair that Lorde's a millionaire at seventeen And everybody's got kids, a mortgage, real responsibility Neck pain, diets, "hot chicks" were born after me So unfair, being carded is getting rare And we used to be Royals How was that 10 years ago? Seems like yesterday 2004 I wish had another go If I could be a high schooler I could be the prom queen And baby I'd rule (I'd rule) high school Let me live that fantasy Woah, So old Woah We're not where we thought we'd be I miss the days of JTT Growing old is so unfair I just found a gray pubic hair

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