Hoope is an affordable, easy to use medical device that enables painless and rapid testing for syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis, all in one test. In just 30 seconds users will receive results (97% accuracy), get follow up recommendations, and access educational information about STDs and other risks through Hoope app. Our technological innovation (provisional patent 08-2014 N62037619) consists in using paper based microfluidic lab-on-a-chip and electronic anesthesia.