Michael Smetanin's tour-de-force for 7 bass clarinets and 2 contrabass clarinets. And, hands down, my favorite piece for the bass clarinet — it changed my life. This piece, quite simply, is what made me write for the bass clarinet the way I have for the past 20 years. Listen to this, and then listen to my piece "Spasm" from 1993 (www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2cOdMb9kOs) and you'll see what I mean. Hats off to Matt Rosen for asking me to do this as his Kickstarter reward, and also to Scot Humes for lending me his music. Oh and if you want the tape part to this, you can find it on my site (earspasm.com) in the downloads section. It's free.