The Boss sings us the sad story of hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore. Watch Behind the Scenes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKDbC84OR18 Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Written by Mark Douglas Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed by Tom Small LYRICS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore The Guidos party all night then go out and try score On the Jersey Shore During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store SITUATION Yo its Mike but they call me the situation Cause my abs never go on a vacation Some people think that I'm a jerk off But I look like Rambo with my shirt off When guidettes see me they get turned on cus I spend all day at the tanning salon SNOOKI It's me, Snooki I crave attention I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions I like to hook up but dont call me loose When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice. Im looking for love without much luck Hey, you took our drinks! SITUATION Snooki, duck! BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore They get in fights and they hook up for sport On the Jersey Shore They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts JWOWW They call me JWOWW Im a man eater I only like guys who wear wife beaters I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed and grind on guys who are unemployed. PAULIE Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof My beats are sick I don't mean to brag Check out my contacts, Italian Flags I get my haircut every single day I dance with my bros in a manly way We know several dances including the jump the ab display, and the guido fist pump Go go go go go go BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul On the Jersey Shore They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don't recall On the Jersey Shore They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas SITUATION Did he say we look like Oompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool! Music By: www.myspace.com/barelyjake -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

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