SEXY CYBORG!
Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension? Watch Part 2 HERE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4zbBEifkrU&list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Watch Part 3 HERE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MP_G6arpVI&list=PLEDD2B7C405F30AEB Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Story by Tom Small and Rusty Ward Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas Music and vocals by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow (www.myspace.com/barelyjake ) Direction and Graphics by Tom Small Cyborg arm effect by Erik Beck Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck Red Nerd/Robot Singer: Tom Small Amazon Babe: Ami Lynn Sexy Cyborg: Lauren Francesca Barbarians/Ninjas etc: Mark Douglas, Rusty Ward, Jake Chudnow Arty Goth Girl/Astronaut: Regina Nigro Homecoming Queen: Andrea Feczko Cousin Steve: Michael Stevens Grandpa: Robert Ankers LYRICS I don't wanna come home with the homecoming queen And those arty goth girls are too freaky for me. I don't want a nice girl who's good in the kitchen, I want an Amazon babe from another dimension! She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match: She never gets cold and never gets a scratch. She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time- but that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line. When she swings her sword she looks smoking hot- dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots. I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention From my Amazon babe from another dimension. Amazon babe from another dimension! All the barbarians stand at attention Amazon babe from another dimension! Not like the ones at the comic convention The girl I want is made of metal and tubes- She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs. She's got skinny arms, but can totally whale: Leapin' tall buildings while she's checking email. Got a Gatling gun and a radar detector- When she needs repairs, I'm the Gadget Inspector. If I was a teacher, I'd give an extension To my Sexy Cyborg from another dimension Sexy Cyborg from another dimension! One more thing I forgot to mention Sexy Cyborg from another dimension! She's not recommended for those with hypertension So we read about an ancient tribal rite And performed it at an indian burial site opened up an intergalactic wormhole- And out came ladies who are outta control! She's alive! But my Amazon won't play video games and she's only interested in talking to dames. My Robot looks hot on the movie poster, But I came home from school and found her f***ing the toaster. I use that. So far I've gotten no action at all Not how it went for Anthony Michael Hall You've got a beautiful face and you're totally stacked But if we can't have sex I'd like my room back. Sexy Cyborg from another dimension! One more week and you have to leave Amazon babe from another dimension! You even had sex with my cousin Steve? Now this stupid wormhole is open. Letting in all manner of flotsam. Biker Zombies, Giant squids. Man-eating Manatees, Charlton Heston... We should've just watched porn shoulda watched porn, shoulda watched some porn... -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical www.twitter.com/barelydigital Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113
