Spock takes a leave of absence from the Enterprise to get his groove on! Watch Behind the Scenes: bit.ly/17lYu0D Written by Todd Womack, Bryan Olsen, and Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! bit.ly/Nf8avU The Key of Awesome playlist! bit.ly/14A6SGK The Key of Awesome Website! bit.ly/XVGMHx KOA Facebook! on.fb.me/11aVK3X Follow us on Twitter @barelypolitical - bit.ly/Xowu3M @thekeyofawesome - bit.ly/11kAvfr Mark's Channel: bit.ly/xZxp0Q Follow Mark on Twitter: @MarkDouglas73 bit.ly/VxWwpe Todd Womack's Channel: bit.ly/WDPhXM Follow Todd on Twitter: @ToddWomack - bit.ly/YGUog2 Laura McDonald's Stuff www.lauramcdonald.net/ twitter.com/#!/lauramcdonald43 www.facebook.com/lauramcdonald43 Franchesca Ramsey's Stuff! twitter.com/chescaleigh www.youtube.com/user/chescaleigh "The Father of Awesome", Mike Birch's Stuff twitter.com/michaeldbirch Music Produced by EMW Music Group www.youtube.com/eastmidwestmusic www.twitter.com/EMWMusicGroup www.facebook.com/EMWMusicGroup www.emwshuffle.org Tom Small's Channel: bit.ly/TgOFun The Key of Awesome on Google Play! bit.ly/13LOTxX Get the songs on iTunes! bit.ly/thekeyofawesome Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! bit.ly/W2zkvL TShirts! bit.ly/YlPUYf Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 LYRICS: KIRK Captain's Log Stardate 4307.1 First Officer Spock seems to be entering Pon Far which is period every 7 years where Vulcans essentially go into heat.  It seems that if they don't mate with another suitable mate during this Pon far, they could go mad, or even die.  I'm going to have to start using that excuse on my dates. DR. MCCOY Good one, Jim. KIRK Thank you, Bones. Needless to say, Spock is hornier than a 3 peckered Tribble on prom night, and has requested R and R.  Permission Granted, Spock. Find a cave for that trouser snake before it is too late. SPOCK (Awwwfirmative Girl) It is clear to me that our bodies were made for reproduction So let me now begin with the act of sweet seduction We are subject to extinction if we do not reproduce. So sip on this Earth potion known as Gin and Juice. Did you know our nerves are stimulated by basic touch? VULCAN GIRL Yes, your hand is on my thigh and I enjoy that very much SPOCK Allow me to apply the vulcan grip of pleasure They say Vulcans have little to no blood pressure but my pulse is racing at approximately warp 4 in response to knowledge that I most likely will score You're clearly getting wild, and ready for action In that regard you are not unlike the Captain Just relax,  for tonight you are not my subordinate Mr. Scott, beam some fine champagne to our coordinates With every sip you take your desire grows stronger Like Mr. Scott says "I don't think she can take it much longer" (CHORUS) Together we will copulate so our species can repopulate Tonight I got my phaser set for love VULCAN GIRL After that exceptional and technical night It is logical that you and I will be mates for life SPOCK Ooh, this talk of forever comes as quite a surprise And they do not allow girlfriends aboard the Enterprise Like a Klingon after a meal I'm afraid I must depart. VULCAN GIRL While you're at it, reach though my side and rip out my heart That was irrational I am sorry that I yelled SPOCK Let us forgo the talking and perform a mind meld. *Mind Meld* Your feelings are valid, and I appreciate that Wow, 9 o'clock already, I must be getting back I have given you all that I can currently offer So take care of that life form, live long, and prosper. VULCAN GIRL He already forgot my name Now I must do the beam of shame First I'll shower then I'll get revenge. Spock!! KIRK Ahh Spock you've returned, you look calm and relaxed don't keep us in suspense man, did you hit that SPOCK Affirmative Captain, but it ended quite badly KIRK So often is the case with space relationships, sadly. Women are a puzzle like the earths Rubik's cube SPOCK Not entirely dissimilar from the Kobayashi Maru KIRK An unwinnable test, an impossible course, SPOCK That is why 40% of Vulcan marriages end in divorce KIRK Is that a fact? SPOCK Affirmative, Captain. KIRK Aww yeah, that's a fat groove. Turn that up, Bones. DR. MCCOY Damnit, Jim I'm a doctor not a D.J. SPOCK Bones is such a dick. VULCAN GIRL Spock I'm coming for you I'll be back in part 2

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