Jay Z and Beyonce's baby has been through a lot, and nothing's going to stop her voice from being heard! Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical The Key of Awesome Website! www.thekeyofawesome.com KOA Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Franchesca's stuff: www.youtube.com/user/chescaleigh twitter.com/chescaleigh Mark's stuff: youtube.com/markdouglas twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Music Produced by EMW Music Group www.youtube.com/eastmidwestmusic www.twitter.com/EMWMusicGroup www.facebook.com/EMWMusicGroup www.emwshuffle.org Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! eepurl.com/iKFpr TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesome Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 LYRICS: BLUE IVY Yo it's been one month to the day Since I came out Beyonce's Vajayjay My favorite beverage is breast milk and Henessey I crashed facebook when the whole world tried friending me You ain't ever seen an infant who can sing dance, and rap I own two of every item sold at the baby gap When I was born they kicked everyone out of the maternity ward And when I die they'll kick them dead bodies out of the graveyard I'm a product of top shelf breedin' My pee pee is so pure you could feed it to a vegan I got sick whip that I can't drive and a sick hacienda You could grow a money tree usin' just my placenta Other babies my age are blind and can't even sit up Just cryin' and lyin' in their own filth and spit up I got my flow from my dad and my moms good looks I'm the only baby rapper that can sing its own hooks CHORUS I'm Jay-Z and Beyonce's Baby a strong single lady My strollers a Mercedes I'm a infant, but I'm a survivor my life has been tested I survived three trimesters KANYE BABY I bet you didn't know that Kanye had a baby eh Just last week he adopted me from Haiti wah I don't have any cognitive reasoning skills But I just dropped 3 albums, and I'm payin' all my old lady's bills For real I Got an endorsement deal my own line of onesies They got pictures of bunnies and zebras and gunzies I could make a number 2 and that shit could go straight to number one I'm gonna get on that right after my nap, goodnight I'm done PEANUT EMINEM Eminem couldn't have no more babies with Kim So he cloned me and made me, I'm Peanut Eminem Right out of the gate making albums and mix tapes My shit is so fly it comes out wearin' a red cape The other day I got cranky the nurse tried to spank me But I flipped the script and turned around and spanked her and she thanked me I never had the advantages ya'll had when you was comin' up I was made in a test tube that had a screw loose so now I'm fucked up I'm about tear the whole baby rap game apart Soft spot on my head but hard spot in my heart Ima rip of this bib and I'll burn down this crib This is no way to live, and now I'm cryin' cus I'm a kid BLUE IVY These baby emcees have all got me perspiring The baby game has changed to much that's it I'm retiring. I'm leavin but I'm planning my comeback You'd better watch your backs I'll be on you like diaper rash A cow goes moo My pants are full of poo my stroller bounces when it rolls down the avenue Do I use a car seat hell no you know why? Cus the front seats where you wanna be when you're doin' a drive by

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