Adele's ex-boyfriend REVEALED! Watch Adele's original video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAc83CF8Ejk Please Like, Favorite and Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Mark's stuff: youtube.com/markdouglas twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Rachel's Stuff rachelmcphee.com/ twitter.com/#!/rlmcphee Music Produced by EMW Music Group www.youtube.com/eastmidwestmusic www.twitter.com/EMWMusicGroup www.facebook.com/EMWMusicGroup www.emwshuffle.org Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • bit.ly/digi2012la Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • tktwb.tw/digi2012lasvegas Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • thedigitour.com Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • ticketf.ly/digi2012tempe Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • bit.ly/digi2012houston Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • bit.ly/digi2012dallas Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • bit.ly/digi2012dc Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • bit.ly/digi2012baltimore Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • bit.ly/digi2012nyc Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • tktwb.tw/digi2012boston Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • bit.ly/digi2012cleveland Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • thedigitour.com Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • thedigitour.com Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • thedigitour.co LYRICS: I wrote another song about me wanker ex he's a worthless lout His name is Timothy Matthews He lives on 5 Rubbish Road flat number 22 Please harass his ass on Facebook till he loses all his marbles If you see him on the street you should kick him in the yarbles Push him down the stairs and pull him up by his nostrils Did I mention He has herpes (and warts) I'll never stop talkin' shite about you I wish nothing but, arse worms for Timmy Matthews If you cross me You're dead I'll hide under your bed Next time you check the mail You'll find your new girlfriend's head Oi Adelle I think you've lost the plot haven't you? Two can play at this game. Gimme that mic Adele's got bipolar disorder She's an angry drunk and a kitten hoarder She left out the verse where she cheated on me With all her roadies and Mr. Bean I always brought you flowers and said bless you when you sneezed You yelled at me in public, burped and farted as you pleased You offered me some lovin Then you gave me a dutch oven And you kicked my arse on Christmas Everyone of your songs is untrue I caught herpes and dick warts from you Children tell me to drop dead They throw milkshakes at me head Even the Queen once said, Fuck you Adele's boyfriend Nevermind all that stuff about Tim Matthews. Instead lets focus on Neal Kent from primary school Cus he used to kick my chair Then he put glue in my hair He called me a cabbage head Lets ruin his life instead

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