Mark and Todd are too out of shape to move like Jagger! Watch the original video HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg&ob=av3e See Behind The Scenes! www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2TQuneIjMQ Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical See Derek and Lauren in Bolton Beach! www.boltonbeach.com Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Mark's stuff: youtube.com/markdouglas twitter.com/markdouglas73 Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Lauren's Stuff: www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7&ob=5 Music Produced by EMW Music Group www.youtube.com/eastmidwestmusic www.twitter.com/EMWMusicGroup www.facebook.com/EMWMusicGroup www.emwshuffle.org Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • bit.ly/digi2012la Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • tktwb.tw/digi2012lasvegas Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • thedigitour.com Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • ticketf.ly/digi2012tempe Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • bit.ly/digi2012houston Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • bit.ly/digi2012dallas Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • bit.ly/digi2012dc Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • bit.ly/digi2012baltimore Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • bit.ly/digi2012nyc Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • tktwb.tw/digi2012boston Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • bit.ly/digi2012cleveland Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • thedigitour.com Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • thedigitour.com Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • thedigitour.co LYRICS: These pants are too small They're skin tight They're squeezing my balls It's a sad sight I used to be thin Now I've got two chins Should have hit the gym I'm getting too old for youtube They're all gonna lol at my Man boobs Come on, Mark lets go My stomach looks gross We'll fix that in post Are you really going to? Oh hell no. Damn I really let myself go I ate too much pizza and Nachos Now my man boobs are saggin' C'mon you guys stop laughin' At my man boooooooobs Let me have a try I can do it I sound like the guy Let me prove it My gut's not as big Just hand me that wig And watch my gay jig Impersonating the guy's Impression Of the other guy It's like Inception I'm covered in sweat Just give me a sec Let me catch my breath HA! It's not as easy as it looks I am starting to regret this Someone call the paramedics I just threw my back out I really should've stretched out I just f**************ed my back up Christina sings these random lines I think she applied her make up twice Used to show her goodies She ate too many cookies And now she looks like Snooki GTL! I got my second wind We are all attentions whores Someone help me off the floor I've got them moves like grandpa I've got them boobs like grandma But we will doooooooo anything for laughter Doooo anything for laughter