Lady Gaga doesn't want Judas, or Lord Gaga... She wants the Bearded Nun! Key Of Awesome #42! See the original video here www.youtube.com/watch?v=wagn8Wrmzuc Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Music Produced by EMW Music Group www.youtube.com/eastmidwestmusic www.twitter.com/EMWMusicGroup www.facebook.com/EMWMusicGroup www.emwshuffle.org Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113 DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • bit.ly/digi2012la Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • tktwb.tw/digi2012lasvegas Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • thedigitour.com Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • ticketf.ly/digi2012tempe Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • bit.ly/digi2012houston Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • bit.ly/digi2012dallas Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • bit.ly/digi2012dc Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • bit.ly/digi2012baltimore Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • bit.ly/digi2012nyc Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • tktwb.tw/digi2012boston Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • bit.ly/digi2012cleveland Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • thedigitour.com Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • thedigitour.com Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • thedigitour.co LYRICS You ask where I get my ideas from I used to get them from my gay husband But, predictable is what he has become So now I only listen to the nun HA ha ha ha ha ha Oh that's a good one you are comedian I'm don't know what he is but I think he's the shiz So I'm worshipping the bearded nu-un I know a lot Tranny's, geeks, and Circus freaks But he's easily the weirdest one I'm not sure if it 's a dude cus I've never seen it nude Puts on lipstick with a gun The Father, son , and bearded nun Gaga I'm home I brought food for the gnomes Are you here alone What the Gaga How the hell could you do this to me? Get thee to a bearded nunnery! What are you doing home on a school day? School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day I challenge you to weird off Of five rounds the loser leaves town This is the championship It will decide who is hip He's Lord Gaga's first attempt Ohh that was nice And now the nuns at the plate He slaps a cat in the face And builds a gingerbread house with his mind Here's Lord Gagas retort He's putting on his cheese shorts And then he brings out some mice okay that's weird Looks like the nuns on the ropes He calls in the bearded pope Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard No! I guess that means he won But now his beard is gone And that's where he got his power from Bearded Bearded nun I think we're done Dear Gay Husband Accept my Apologaga