Jennifer Lopez On The Floor ft. Pitbull PARODY! - Key of Awesome #37!!

submitted by blog.focusonlearning.net on 11/19/13 1

Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door! Watch the Behind the Scenes Video HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX_0Ys_DCoc Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Watch the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSKhd15FVw "Like" us on Facebook! It's not too late! facebook.com/thekeyofawesome And here's the link to own this song from iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/jennifer-lopezs-off-the-floor/id429058493?i=429058495 Written by Mark Douglas and Todd Womack Directed by Tom Small Beats by Frans Mernick LYRICS J-Lo my name ain't on the list, come down and tell em I'm with you. It's a new infestation This is Wow Wow Wubsy Of Bridge and tunnel people Get off the floor dummy lay on your side drunky Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club I'm confused and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn? Ple ple ple please check the list again I gotta go meet my friend Dolly If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored When dancing be aware of people with sores I think we need a clean up in isle four Point and laugh at the poor They can't get in the door Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up Leave your dignity and shame at the door Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four So many tools here its like a hardware store The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali. Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club Pick up your phone J-Lo. It's Pitbull again. Llamame. Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club Not if I don't get inside I won't... Dalai. I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor Bla ba bla bla I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore Bla ba bla bla This shit is whack son, I'm getting pissed I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist I ain't askin' for permission son I insist Ahhhh dude you're breakin' my wrist O wow o wow ow that hurts Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover Fine you win I'll pay the cover I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap This is the last call for alcohol, yall The night is over. It's time for me to go and take a nap ¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo? -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Facebook! www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesome Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910 TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel: youtube.com/markdouglas Todd's Stuff youtube.com/wombatron www.twitter.com/toddwomack Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com/barelypolitical www.twitter.com/barelydigital Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113

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