The singer of this song knows that her singing is quite bad, but believes The Message's the most important part of this piece. More funny at www.celestialteapotmagazine.com Verse 1 Well, I don't have to wait 'til Shabbat is done So I can finally use the phone And I don't try to convert my friends, Nor random folks and Facebook Fans Don't care how my meat was done, Whether it's Kosher or Halal It doesn't bother me if my cheese-slice Comes into contact with the meat pie Chorus Cause I'm an atheist -She's an atheist I'm an atheist -yeah-ee-yeah Secular, humanist, liberal, Atheist I'm an atheist Verse 2 My parents don't tell me whom to date Nor does the pope, the rabbi or the magistrate It's no one's business what happens in my bed As long as there's harmless fun to be had I don't have to sit in the back, at a Mosque assembly Cause my healthy reproductive system functions regularly And I don't have cover up my human form Because its natural state offends a norm Bridge I don't have to believe in God To care about being kind I only have one life to live, I'm not just waiting 'til I leave Chorus Cause I'm an atheist -She's an atheist I'm an atheist -yeah-ee-yeah Secular, humanist, liberal, Atheist I'm an atheist

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