WAIKIKI WEEKEND LAVA-LAVA-A-PALOOZA LETS FACE IT THE HAWAIIN TIKI GODS EITHER VERY ANGRY WITH ME.. OR DIGGIN MY DON HO GROOVES PERFORMING MY ANNUAL TROPICAL LOUNGE SET FOR OUR RADIO LISTENERS WHO WON WEEKEND TASTES OF PARADISE TO THE OUTRIGGER REEF ON THE BEACH MY LAVA-LAVA THE TRADITIONAL SAMOAN GEAR ROCKED BY THE VILLAGES WHILE SINGIN ELVIS'S "BLUE HAWAII" I FELT MY LAVA SLIPPIN AWAY I GRABBED IT... KEPT ROCKIN SANG TWO DON HO SONGS, "TINY BUBBLES" AND "PEARLY SHELLS", FINAL CHOROUS OF "SHELLS" DOWN GOES THE LAVA ON MY LEFT SIDE TOTALLY EXPOSING MY LEG COMIN TO MY EMOTIONAL RESCUE, CO-HOST OF THE WAIKIKI WEEKEND NFL BALLER THIRD ROUND DRAFT PICK OF THE RAIDERS THE MULTI-TALENTED KIRK MORRISON RUSHED THE STAGE PICKED UP THE POLYNESIAN FABRIC SAVED ME FROM LOSING MY LAVA I'M CLOSING THE HO CLASSIC WITH MORRISON DRAPED AROUND MY NECK DON HO WAS TOASTING US FROM HIGH ABOVE ALOHA NUI LOA DEEP... DEEP LOVE Y'ALL