Parody on Slovenian Croatia border dispute Bono - Twelve Is it getting better, or do they feel the same? Two neighbouring countries are in a row, they've got themselves to blame. Croatians said: "One boat, one car, that's all they need, so small they are. One sea, we don't share it, leave the fish to us, you just ski, Janezi!" Slovenians were disappointed, bad taste jokes came from their mouth. Both are fighting for the part of the sea in which a whale cannot turn around. It's not too late tonight to throw the politicians into the tide. The ones who made things lame, who were hurting each other yet again and again. Slovenians said: "Block the way to the EU, now make fun of our size! Block the way to the EU, the way to paradise! You beg us to enter and then we let you in! Now let our friendship finally begin, help us save the euro, if you want, we give you Đuro!" One dove of peace, yes, send one dove out, Gianni Rijavec, please! One life with each other, sisters, brothers! One life of the Eurovision fame, they will give twelve points to each other, douze points to each other! Not just one, but all twelve!

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