Perfect Father's Day

submitted by millswyck on 06/15/14 1

What's your Perfect Father's Day? Penn did a little daydreaming... for more videos, check out visitthegreenroom.com/ for more blogs, check out thepennternet.com/. Follow us at www.facebook.com/VisittheGreenroom Lyrics : 8AM - the kids do not come in and crash my bed... they gently tiptoe downstairs and pour cereal instead 10AM -i wake up and my wife gives me a kiss she says your breath smells amazing... and look i made you this... 30 minutes later... i head on down the stairs, and i find my final resting place and put my fanny there... and i love you guys but if you asked me what i want id say i wont leave the couch on fathers day! after my 67th viewing of Die Hard there's a sushi truck that just broke down and right outside my yard they say Penn we are in trouble our refrigerators mucked can you help us out by eating everythink thats in our truck so as i start devouring i turn on channel 3 Tiger woods has made a miracle bounce back from surgery and he's dominating Pinehurst and he's 15 under par. and hes texting me because he wants to hang out at the baaaar but i tell him "no" Im staying here with everyone i love... and i've got this cooler filled with beer i dont need to get up... and i love you guys but if you asked me what i want id say... i wont leave the couch on fathers day.... at 4PM the NFL announces a surprise they've decided to play 16 games in June just for us guys... oh my gosh that play's amazing oh i wish you could see too but if we showed you game video the NFL would Suuuuueeeeee! I have to pee, but my leg's asleep, I haven't moved all day, so my family "LeBrons" me to the bathroom all the way. and even after that my wife says...hey you wanna play? its time to leave the couch on fathers day!

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